"I am not a racist. I'm the least racist person you will ever interview."
"I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to the Secret Service."
"I know some of you may think l'm tough and harsh but actually I'm a very compassionate person (with a very high IQ) with strong common sense"
"I could stand in the middle of 5th Avenue and shoot somebody and I wouldn't lose voters."
"I'm much more humble than you would understand."
"I know more about renewables than any human being on earth."
"Nobody knows more about taxes than I do, maybe in the history of the world."
"I would build a great wall, and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me, and I’ll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great great wall on our southern border and I’ll have Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
"I know more about offense and defense than they will ever understand, believe me. Believe me. Than they will ever understand. Than they will ever understand."
"I know more about ISIS than the generals do."
"I would be the best for women, the best for women’s health issues."
"I know more about contributions than anybody"
"I’m very highly educated. I know words; I have the best words."
"Nobody knows debt better than me."
"Since the founding of our nation, many of our greatest strides, from gaining our independence to abolition of civil rights to extending the vote for women, have been led by people of faith."
"Because I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down on 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down."
"I'm the least racist person you will ever interview."
"I won’t do anything to take care of them. I’ll supply funds and she’ll take care of the kids. It’s not like I’m gonna be walking the kids down Central Park."
"Knock the crap out of him, would you? I promise you, I will pay your legal fees"
"@ajodom60: @FoxNews and as far as that low-info voter base goes, I have an IQ of 132. So much for that theory. #MakeAmericaGreatAgain"
"I am proud to shut down the government for border security, Chuck. … I will take the mantle. I will be the one to shut it down. I’m not going to blame you for it."
"I think that would qualify as not smart, but genius....and a very stable genius at that!"
"Nobody reads the Bible more than me."
"I’m the most successful person ever to run for the presidency, by far. Nobody’s ever been more successful than me."
"Man, we could use a big fat dose of global warming!"
"No one has done more for people with disabilities than me."
"Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest -and you all know it! Please don't feel so stupid or insecure, it's not your fault"
"The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive."
"I’m speaking with myself, number one, because I have a very good brain and I’ve said a lot of things."
"I'm intelligent. Some people would say I'm very, very, very intelligent."
"Nobody in the history of this country has ever known so much about infrastructure as Donald Trump."
"I could do the wall over a longer period of time. I didn't need to do this."
"I have the best temperament or certainly one of the best temperaments of anybody that’s ever run for the office of president. Ever."
"Let’s do an IQ test."
"I watch these pundits on television and, you know, they call them intellectuals. They're not intellectuals, I'm much smarter than them. I think I have a much higher IQ. I think I went to a better college — better everything."
"Number one, I am the least anti-Semitic person that you’ve ever seen in your entire life. Number two, racism. The least racist person"
"Nobody knows more about trade than me"
"I would bet if you took a poll in the FBI I would win that poll by more than anybody’s won a poll."
"Frankly, I wouldn't mind if there were an anti-Viagra"
"You know, I’m, like, a smart person. I don’t have to be told the same thing in the same words every single day for the next eight years"
"... I served them massive amounts of Fast Food (I paid), over 1000 hamberders etc."
"Nobody knows the (visa) system better than me. I know the H1B. I know the H2B. Nobody knows it better than me."